Bottled Sham

Posted by on 30 September 2008 under Uncategorized | Be the First to Comment


So I posted about RSS readers and as it tuns out Logan learned something from the post. So I’ve got another insight I’d figured is worth sharing. Today’s topic: Water. More specifically bottled water–or as I like to call it–bottled sham.

I recently watched a news article about a company that was putting NYC tap water in bottles. It’s a clever idea. Almost as clever as the idea of paying off our debt a nickel at a time. Hopefully the tap water is up higher than the debt begging program I started. I’m still at $.00.

Well, as crazy as it sounds if you’ve drunk a bottle of water you’ve probably been drinking tap water already. Most water on the market comes from Reverse Osmosis Water Purification (ROWPU). The military uses this process to take water from the lakes at Saddam’s palaces in Baghdad and turn it into bottled water (see photo–not me fishing).

I’d just figured I’d let you know that the stuff you paid good money for may have been sewage the day before. After all, the process removes nearly every natural pollutant to give you something wet and safe to drink.

There’s no question that it’s clean and safe and tastes good–they add just the right minerals for taste–the real question is–was it worth your money? After all you can buy a small ROWPU unit for under $300.

Got ‘em (PG 13 Image)

Posted by on 29 September 2008 under Uncategorized | 4 Comments to Read

So last week Eliza had to take a shower before school. She decided to use the one in the master bathroom. She told Chrissy there was mouse on the floor.

We believed her. We live in the country.

Later that week I got up early and saw the mouse running around behind some photos we still haven’t hung up yet.

Now Chrissy and I have been talking about getting a cat for outside and the kids and I went to the dollar store to get some mouse traps.

Yes, I prefer doing things the old-fashioned way. I bait my traps with peanut butter (chunky) and sunflower seeds. It worked well in Iraq, and now it works in Oklahoma.

Yes, we got ‘em.

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You should be using an RSS reader

Posted by on 28 September 2008 under Uncategorized | 4 Comments to Read

Dear Blog Fans:

I appreciate that you folks come out and visit me here online. I’ve got this blog set up so that Mom and Dad get emails of whatever I type. One problem with that is the emails strip a great deal of the layout. Dad’s email at work actually strips out all the photos I put on the blog. This week’s entry is completely lost without the accompanied photos.

Looking at the blogs online is a bit of a pain in the rear as well. If you do things the traditional way you may have to check more than 50 blogs each time you want to find out what’s going on. That’s a bit more than tedious. For a while though, that’s all we had, and that’s what we did.

Then we discovered these things called RSS readers. You’ve probably seen this logo on websites as you’ve been traveling the internet. Most blogs are written using blogspot or wordpress. Both of these formats create a RSS feed.

Without getting too complicated the feed is sort of like the flag on the mailbox. If it’s up the mailman needs to check for mail. What if there was a way to check your blogs and other news by simply looking for “red flags?” Because RSS feeds are so popular there’s several programs you can use as RSS feed readers. Let’s run down three that have different flavors.

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Google Reader: The Online Category

Since work computers often come with serious restrictions about installing new software, an online solution is the only option left available. Leave it to google to put something together that makes sense. It basically creates a web page summary of the feeds you like paying attention to. All you need to have is google account–nowadays google doesn’t require you to change email addresses either. Just log in with your current email address.

Google’s stake in the whole thing? They put a few of their adds on the right hand side. Odds are you’re used to them by now and probably ignore them anyway.

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Mozilla Thunderbird: The Mail Category

Email has changed the way we do things. Email came first, then RSS. While RSS was evolving a great deal of folks associated it with how we view email. So, they combined email programs with RSS readers. My personal favorite is Mozilla’s Thunderbird. It’s a free download, runs on MAC, Linux, and Windows. My first look at it included reading a quote from the Wall Street Journal. It surprised the author how functional it was. The quotes, awards, and other attention seem to continue. I’m still surprised with how well it works.

Most of the critics agree, the only thing missing is an integrated calendar application. That’ll be coming out in the next version. In the meantime you have to add it by selecting “lightning” among it’s many add-ons.

You don’t need to run Thunderbird as an email client if you don’t want to. You can set it up strictly as an RSS reader. The software asks you plenty of questions to guide you through the process.

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Flock: The Browser Category

So after people associated RSS with email they decided it wasn’t like email. In fact, they decided it was nothing like email. It’s a very own category to itself. They still had the problem with how to get people to use it. Well, we surf the internet don’t we? Why not get our “red-flags” in our web browser? The only problem with that idea is that none of the browsers were doing it “right.” So flock took the code from “Mozilla Firefox” and made it social networking friendly–Including RSS feeds from blogs!

Picture your browser like a good cake. Normally you’d expect to have frosting, and in most cases frosting would be appropriate. Some people don’t prefer cake with frosting. Often times someone prefers ice cream, or maybe fruit. Flock is your browser (because it works very similarly to Internet Explorer & Firefox) with a different topping. The left hand side of your window gets turned into your notice board. Flock also works well with Flikr, Facebook, youtube, and many other sites that provide the “people information” you go online to read.

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In conclusion:

Don’t get intimidated–this is supposed to be fun. Whatever reader format works for you, you’re going to have to take some time getting familiar with it. Once you’ve gotten familiar with it you’ll probably love how it checks things for you. On the Hill side of the family there’s close to 18 blogs to pay attention to. Having a reader is a great help. Let me know which one you go with in the comments below.

Long Distance is a Myth

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There’s more that happens in a week than can be summed up during the week. Each weekend there’s a few minutes spent reflecting upon what has gone on before. This Saturday is no different. Chrissy’s at work. The kids are procrastinating going to bed–and I’m letting them get away with it (for a few minutes).

Rainey’s had an interesting day. He seems to be bumping into everything, falling down from everything, and generally just being uncoordinated. This has happened with the previous kids when their sick with a cold (stuffy nose/ears) or their going through a growth spurt. Chrissy and I have both had a bit of a cold and so we’ll see how much of this is related to health and how much is related growing up.

Grandma Hill went in for surgery this week. We were told from the doctors that things were going well. We were also told that when she’s coming out of the anesthesia she’s rather funny to listen to. That’s the only word we’ve gotten so far. It gives us hope that all the prayers said are being answered. The kids have a real sweep spirit when you ask them to pray for “GG Hill.”

Well, our various projects seem to be providing us some hope for the future as well. Our “Bug Board” is getting a lot of attention. It’s mounted above the piano in the living room (my mother would not approve in her house). Chrissy’s helped to contribute several of the creatures. I’ve been impressed at how much she participates. This story should help illustrate:

Earlier in the week we found two really cool looking bugs. Chrissy donated a cotton ball soaked in her facial cleaner. We didn’t have any other strong smelling stuff to kill it with. After a while it did the job and we had two good specimens to add. It’s one thing when you get someone’s reluctant help. It’s another when you get their creative energy flowing to help.

Creative juices started flowing earlier this week when I noticed a pile of scrap wood being created from the four houses going up in the neighborhood. Those framers are good about using the wood, but what they don’t use helps me in my projects. So what sort of project did I create this time?

Well, let’s start off with a review: First we got used to making things by creating a bird feeder. Although no birds have been sighted using it the project went off without any injuries and is safely mounted to the house.

The next project was and still is a big hit. It’s a see-saw that accommodates different size folks. Last week Matt Hargrave helped me adjust it for Daniel and Rainey sized people. The see-saw looked too cool for him to leave alone. So we put it on the adult setting and he and I had a go at it.

I’m not the only one who’s been feeling a bit creative this week. Chrissy has finished the quilt she was working on, and managed to make quite a few barrettes as well. She’s been really quite busy getting all of this done, fighting off a cold, not sleeping well at night, and raising three children. Not to mention she’s been working.

While she’s been working on these projects I’ve been trying to be supportive. So I “hired” a couple of models to show off her barrettes. The models are actually a neighborhood teenager and her friend. I think they manage to do a good job showing off Chrissy’s work. The girl on the left is Kyla, and her friend is Megan. Both of them have great smiles (makes it a lot easier). They’re a delightful bunch to have around. Wouldn’t you buy some barrettes if you saw these faces online?

When they were through taking photos, and telling me which ones I had to delete. The walked out the front door. To my surprise they had taken the liberty of adjusting the see-saw to “adult size” and were having a go at it. I’m used to my projects failing and I can’t tell you how much I love seeing other people just randomly use them. So I had to take a photo.

I guess we’re a family that does projects. We’ve already started teaching the next generation. Tonight Eliza made a ‘wood floor’ for her playscape. I didn’t take photos, and it’s going to kill the grass. But she thought it through and did a good job. This week her father (me!) has also taught her to use the internet. Our 6 year old sent her first email!!! I was listening to her read with Chrissy and realized that she’s got enough reading words to carry on a basic conversation over email.

She’s been emailing my mom (with a bit of help)
and really doing well with learning the words she wants to say. She’s also using a linux computer running Ubuntu. Her email program is Thunderbird.

Well, now that I’ve written on just about every project that we’ve done this week it’s time to share today’s project with you all. Using only scrap lumber from down the street I created a table for our back porch.

In Germany we used to eat outside nearly every day (when the weather was good). It’s one of those times in our family’s life that we look back on with romantic memories. I’m trying to get some of those memories to come back. We’ll see how breakfast goes tomorrow. I’ve got good memories from putting it together.


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American Democracy

Posted by on 26 September 2008 under Uncategorized | Read the First Comment

I was thinking about politics and ran across this photo of Daniel. I was trying to go for a patriotic shot. Instead he blessed me with this expression.

I think it fits.

Splashy

Posted by on 25 September 2008 under Uncategorized | Be the First to Comment

Most folks who know me know me as a computer guy. I like the title, but will be quick to add that I’m only good at what I know. I do happen to know enough to be able to read some technical stuff and understand what to do next.

Chrissy’s new computer is remarkably fast at everything it does. It’s amazing. The kids computer and mine were horrifically slow. So I did something drastic. I said goodbye to Bill Gates. Now I’m running Linux. It’s free, so I’m not breaking any laws. The version I’m running is called Ubuntu. The title is loosely based on the Zulu word for “humanity.”

It takes a lot of effort to get the details worked out so it runs the way I want to. Out of the box though it’s great. If I were a basic user it would be as simple as clicking the install button. Since I’m not it takes a bit more effort. My greatest word for describing things so far is “Splashy.” It looks clean and has sped up my machine by more than 10 times what it used to be under Vista.

If you’ve got an old computer and want to get it running faster, back up your files, ditch windows (or mac os) and throw some linux on there. The Ubuntu CD (that you download) let’s you test the OS running on a cd-rom before you install it.

Hope this helps you folks who are frustrated with them old computers.

I’d prefer theocracy

Posted by on 20 September 2008 under Uncategorized | Be the First to Comment

Around here we’ve been getting our news from the internet. It’s been a bit of a transition from the TV. Sure when I eat breakfast at the dinning facility I generally watch a bit of the news. With the politics alive and active I’m finding the news very entertaining these days.

This leads me to the topic of discussion for this blog. I will now delve its readers into the taboo subject at family reunions and discuss POLITICS as I see them.

One of my favorite things about politics is how they completely ignore contexts. One thing the press likes to do is take unflattering photos and make them the primary ones used during a piece. It doesn’t matter what the news source is, if the editors think that their audience wont like what he’s saying they use an unflattering photo.

Getting a good photo is hard. I’ve been trying to take pictures of Chrissy for a while now. She’s looking great! (always has). Even though our camera doesn’t have any shutter lag something will happen when I try to click the button and instead of ending up with a photo that captures how awesome she is I get something that’s blurry, and usually cuts off a part of her head or something. It’s one thing when I do that at home. It’s another thing when a professional photographer does it and gets paid for it.

Now this has made politics something worth looking at. I love the self described moose hunting hockey mom. Gov. Palin’s got spunk. She’s one of those rare individuals who does a good job hiding having bad days. My favorite thing so far is that she’s been using her “mom” look with the press. Take a look at this section of the interview between her and Charles Gibson. (Watch Here).

Remember growing up when you did something knowingly bad and mom had to pull you aside and talk with you? You remember that look right before she took a wooden spoon to your butt? You remember that look when you were a teenager doing something totally wrong? It’s the I love you and I hate to do this, but I’m-a-mom-and-it’s-my-job-to-set-you-straight-look. She pulls that look on Charles Gibson when pressed about earmarks in the state of Alaska.

I’d also like to publicly express that I’m more likely to consider her a worthy candidate because her family seems to have real problems. Her oldest daughter being pregnant is a reality of today’s society. It’s got to have been something very difficult for them to deal with as a family. Life will be even more difficult when the baby comes. Could you imagine being pregnant at 17 and the person you want to go through for baby advice (mom) being busy with her political office? Women are the original multi-taskers in society. I don’t doubt that their family can do it, but what a load it is! They are a modern American family.

Politics are for me entertaining. I’ve realized that no one running can do so without being hungry for power. Sure we hear talk about the candidates championing some righteous cause on both sides of the aisle. I disagree with public health care–but that doesn’t make the idea any less important. In order to be in an office you have to want the power of the office. It doesn’t come to you–despite what the Disneyish movies say–you have to desperately go out and seek it.

Sometimes I think our best choice for candidate isn’t someone with the greatest campaigning skills, because campaigning takes so much energy, effort, and time the best person might be the one who can shift gears the quickest. I need someone to stop campaigning while they’re president and get some work done. Our election process doesn’t fit the responsibilities of the office. It’s like being interviewed for a job that has nothing to do with what you’re going to be doing. All senators involved, while on the trail, can’t effectively do their jobs. What good are they to their state? If we prepped high school students for the SATs this way no one would pass.

I’d prefer theocracy. Let’s think about it. You know who’s going to be in charge. Moses did a great job with some rather stubborn people. It’s also going to be the government during the millennium. So I don’t mind getting ready for it now.

Let’s think about this. Each year our politics get more and more vicious, and more of it is presented as “normal.” I think they get worse. The mudslinging goes both ways, shows up earlier, and is more vile then it ever has been. Where’s it going? When will it end? Whatever it evolves to over the next few years it will be something that our society considers ‘business as normal.’ Across the world all of the political processes (even dictatorship) that appear ‘business as normal.’ will need to get wiped away. That process will not be a pleasant one. It’s described in the book of revelation as the greatest calamities our world societies will face. At the end of it, the Savior comes and issues in the millennium. If you noticed how Hurricane Gustav nearly changed the republican national convention–imagine stuff like that to the point where no one even considers having a political party.

Well, that’s my opinion and it’s worth what it is. Who am I voting for? I don’t know yet. I don’t make that decisions until right before the election. Chrissy isn’t a citizen and so the blood of patriots that has given me the right to vote rests on my shoulders. My vote represents my family. I have to make sure that I do right by them. That’s why when it’s my turn to vote I’ll lay out a sigh, because I’ prefer theocracy.

Chrissy’s Blogging

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So Chrissy looks over at me and says, “Are you blogging?” I said “no” of course. Because a few minutes ago I wasn’t blogging. Now I am.

What can I blog about? Well, nothing. I’m not allow to blog. I guess I’m allowed to tell you that Chrissy is blogging. I’m not really sure what she’s blogging about.

We’ll have to see. One things for sure–I’ll probably be falling asleep before she gets done.

http://roeckerblog.blogspot.com/2008/09/little-bubba-bug.html

Posted by on 16 September 2008 under Uncategorized | 2 Comments to Read

Growing up mom used to watch me do different projects. It seems as long as I can remember being me, I can always remember being someone who did projects. In my youth most of my projects were destructive in nature.

Owning your own piece of land is great for doing projects. The materials lying next to the driveway and some of the eye-sore-results probably don’t help the value of the home, but they’re fun to build anyway.

Somewhere around my first deployment I noticed that my projects were generally more productive than they were destructive. That doesn’t mean they started looking good. They just started working.

Now I’ve got some weird ideas about things and I’m happy to show you the results. A week ago we made this bird feeder. It’s cool looking with wooden slats for a roof. Almost all of the wood is scrap–rescued from a burn pile at a nearby buildsite. We’ll see if the birds enjoy the seed we’ve got. I’ve already logged a design flaw–hard to fill. The roof should have had a hinge.

Last night I ended up making dinner. I’m not complaining about having to cook. It’s just that when I cook I end up having to eat whatever it is I fixed. I can stomach quite a bit. I’ve made a lot of things that haven’t turned out. (Been working on home made potato chips recently). Part of the problem is that when we have other people who are going to eat the food I’m fixing. You see, I seem to treat the kitchen as a great laboratory for experimentation. So I’m either going to come up with a groundbreaking recipe to replace chocolate or I’m going to burn dinner. Experience has taught me that I’m more apt to burn dinner.

I made layered dutch oven enchiladas, asked Chrissy for instructions, and didn’t understand what she was saying. So there was leftover enchilada sauce, the food was a bit dry, and the bottom was burnt. You know you’ve got good company when they describe it as having a ‘real dutch oven flavor.’ I wasn’t going to argue with the pregnant lady (our guest) and tell her that it’s called “blackened.”

My crowning project to date arrived this weekend. It’s not built properly, but it’s built so the flaws can be things that get fixed. In front of our yard is a magnificent eyesore. It looks like something someone with very limited skills built out of some scrap wood. It looks very pieced together. //That’s one way of looking at it//

Daniel, Rainey, and Eliza see it a bit differently. It’s a see-saw. It’s theirs. Their daddy built it. It also happens to be the biggest see-saw they’ll probably ever be on in their lives. I made it so it has two possible fulcrums. The lowest one puts the ‘high end’ of the see-saw at my eye level. That’s a bit much for Rainey and Daniel to handle without my supervision, and Eliza has learned to use a kitchen stool to get on the high end.

As soon as I can I’ll be getting another fulcrum added to the base–something more the boys size. I’ve also got to figure out a way to fix the fact that the pole likes to slide off the fulcrum. I’m thinking duct tape. Aesthetics seem to have already been tossed out the window.

I’m not sure what’s next on this list of things to build. I’m also going to have to say something about being safety oriented about now because I know my mom is reading this and these are her grandkids playing on it. I contributed to whatever gray hairs she’s had over time. My father’s baldness may also be attributed to my adolescence (my hair’s thinning now too).

There were a lot of boards with nails sticking out of them from the burn pile where the wood came from. Having stepped on boarded nails a time or two I know it’s not a good idea. Most of those dangerous boards are gone now. When I built the see-saw I cut the ‘nailed’ part off of the wood. Seeing how they were potentially hazardous to the kids I decided to dispose of them the best way I knew how.

Quiz time: What would Jacob consider the best way to ‘dispose’ of wood? That’s right–start a fire! We had dutch oven enchiladas because I wanted to burn the scrap wood from the see-saw. It’s a circle of like kinda- thing. The way I’ve got it figured is that by the time I get around to building the catapult, I’ll probably get around to getting the enchiladas not to burn. :-)

Memories

Posted by on 12 September 2008 under Uncategorized | 2 Comments to Read


I’ve got a playlist that shuffles through a lot of my favorite songs. Most of them are about 10 years old–if not more. It seems I’m still musically stuck in high school. One of the songs that comes on is Marc Cohn’s Walking in Memphis.

Chrissy, being a military spouse has stayed home a lot while I’ve had to go away for one reason or another. This summer it was her turn. Chrissy finally took a girls trip. Destination: Nashville.

While there she toured a lot of the sites that are mentioned in the song. She had a blast. She got to see the Gibson guitar factory and Graceland among other sites. I wasn’t there. Tom and I survived taking care of the kids, and had a blast. Every once in a while Chrissy will hear a part of the song that stands out to her. Something she didn’t hear before. She’ll turn to me and start, “Remember when we were…”

It usually takes her a few sentences before she realizes that I wasn’t there. I wasn’t invited. I wasn’t allowed.

Quite frankly, I’m flattered. It seems my wife has a wonderful psychological condition: She associates her good memories with ME. Whether I was there or not. I’m not sure when it this phenomenon became a permanent member of our our marriage, but in any case it’s a part of who she is.

Odd thing is, come to think about it, I do the exact same thing. Does anyone else magically associate their good memories to their spouses? Or is this just something for me and Chrissy?.